Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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