i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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