I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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