We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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