Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Randomize
