It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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