I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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