I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
Randomize
