How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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