jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
only you would photoshop your dick
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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