About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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