I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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