Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
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