Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Randomize
