oh god the rape fog is back!
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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