they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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