"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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