Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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