Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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