i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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