My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
another moral hangover. fuck.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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