Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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