you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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