your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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