Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
i think my tv is drunk
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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