like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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