David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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