We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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