Jerry, you need to find god
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
Randomize