quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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