I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
