so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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