the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
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