Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(619): View more from California

I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.

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(415): View more from California

if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?

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(512): View more from Texas

watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos

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(703): View more from Virginia

Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.

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(404): View more from Georgia

It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.

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(971): View more from Oregon

he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out

(916): View more from California

you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it

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(612): View more from Minnesota

I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways

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(+61): View more from Australia

You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".

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(561): View more from Florida

Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold

(561): View more from Florida

Either that or it dispenses candy

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