It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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