i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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