Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Randomize
