lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
Randomize
