so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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