I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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