if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Randomize
