is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
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