nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
My Sexting was not on an AP level
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
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