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i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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