tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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