my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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