I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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