It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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