never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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