Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
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