Got a toothbrush?
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
i out mim tonsoeep
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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