its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
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