i already hear my dad disowning me
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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