Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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