You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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