So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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