Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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