Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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